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Joke of the Day

"5: ""I went to Banana Land. The bananas danced & had flowers & tiny pandas on their heads."" Me: ""I'll have whatever that kid's having."""

"Look, don't ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don't know where I came."

"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""

"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"

"Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*"

"Walls are just sober floors."

"A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, ""So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"" The turbine replies, ""I'm a big fan."""

"How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey? He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out."

"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"

"When I was a kid I put paper in an oven to get it to burn... ...but the knob only went up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit."