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Joke of the Day

"5: ""I went to Banana Land. The bananas danced & had flowers & tiny pandas on their heads."" Me: ""I'll have whatever that kid's having."""

"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."

"My friend David lost his ID recently. Now we just call him Dav."

"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."

"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."

"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"

"How long after the first date should I wait before asking to get my bra & panties back?"

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."

"Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days"