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Joke of the Day
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house."
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"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"
"The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about."
"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."
"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."