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Joke of the Day

"The police were easily able to identify Will Smith as the killer. He left fresh prints."

"Why does a cow need a bell? Because its horn doesn't work."

"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"

"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"

"Me: *puts six steaks on the grill* Wife: Don't you think that's too much? It's just us and the kids. Me: Wait, you guys are eating, too?"

"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."

"ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911 PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written"

"Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip."

"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"

"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."