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Joke of the Day

"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."

"Me: did you throw these rocks in my pool? 3yr old son: nope. Maybe they fell out of a rock tree. Me: ok."

"ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM"

"Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire."

"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"

"Studies shows that most people don't know the opposites to these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."

"The teacher asked her class, ""Who can make a sentence containing 'defense', 'defeat', and 'detail'?"" Little Johnny puts up his hand and says, ""Defeat of de dog went over defense before detail"""

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."

"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"