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Joke of the Day
"Why does a cow need a bell? Because its horn doesn't work."
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"My dad thought it would be a good idea to show my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all."" she laughed. ""That's enough of the naked ones, please."" I told him."
"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"
"a bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath"
"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy? Because he had no nuts."
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"