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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip."

"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."

"What's the best thing about have sex with a lady boy You can reach round and pretend its went all the way through"

"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"

"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."

"The TSA doesn't take compliments well... All I said was that the TSA was the **BOMB** and they wouldn't let me leave!"

"I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx."

"People tell me I'm too condescending. That means I talk down to them."

"[Cute Girl]: *in hot tub* Hey baby. Why don't you come join me? [Lobster]: No I'm good over here. That's how my dad died."

"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."