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Joke of the Day
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"
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"Want to hear a joke about paper pizza? Nevermind, it's tearribly cheesy."
"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."
"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."
"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."
"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"
"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."
"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"
"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"