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Joke of the Day

"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"

"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."

"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"

"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"

"What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon? The New York Mankeys!"

"During the Oscars ""In Memoriam"" my dad pointed out a lot of Jewish people had died, I told him it isn't surprising, they do tend to die all at once like that."

"I met my ex girlfriend on a treadmill We had to break up. It wasn't going anywhere."

"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"

"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."

"Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid."