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Joke of the Day

"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"

"These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race."

"I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once."

"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."

"What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party? You might actually get me to sub here."

"What do you call a thieving duck? A robber duck...."

"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"

"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."

"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"

"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"