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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"

"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."

"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."

"4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That'd be terrible for you. 4: Mom's not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*"

"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"

"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall."

"Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is"