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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly."

"Don't open this unless you want to know what turns on a necrophiliac Deadass"

"Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold. "

"Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey."

"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."

"How did the hooker kill herself.. She blew her brains out!"

"I dunked on my brother one summer, like, 20 yrs ago, on the adjustable hoop in the driveway, & I still think about it roughly twice a week."

"What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? Independent"

"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."

"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."