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"""The first law of thermodynamics... ... is that you don't talk about thermodynamics."" My lecturer's a hoot."
"CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own."
"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"
"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"
"What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend? Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?"
"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."
"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."