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Joke of the Day

"Dark Jokes Post your darkest joke in the comments"

"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"

"""You are what you eat"" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance"

"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"

"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"

"My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings."

"What's the hardest part about wearing crocs in college? Swimming through the ocean of pussy to get to class"

"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."

"Today I was woken up by a blowjob. I hope I'll never fall asleep in the train with my mouth open again."

"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."