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Joke of the Day

"Why was the band late to their gig? Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys."

"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great!"

"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"

"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."

"I went to take an online ADHD test today... but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring."

"If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche."

"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."

"(People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon."

"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"