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Joke of the Day
"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."
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"So, let me get this straight. You boast that you shagged my Mum, and I'm supposed to get you a Fathers Day card to say 'thanks'?"
"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"
"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."
"Princess Peach: Something's different. You seem taller. Luigi wearing Mario's red overalls: No, nothing is different. It'sa me, Mario."
"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"
"The furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand..."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"
"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."