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Joke of the Day

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?"

"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."

"Spoof Caller ID Call from a different number. Disguise your caller id, it's easy and works on any phone!"

"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"

"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"

"Wind turbines. I'm a big fan."

"If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce"

"What did Tennessee? What Arkansas."

"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."