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Joke of the Day
"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"
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"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""
"Why do porn stars make terrible boxers? Because they don't know how to make a proper fist."
"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."
"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table? Rick O'Shay"
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"
"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"
"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"
"What does the floor of my house and a girl with a partial nudity fetish have in common? They both feel a lot wetter when Ive got socks on."