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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last long for fat people."
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"
"*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* ""THIS IS A STICK UP"" *everyone laughs* ""GUYS IM SERIOUS"" *more laughter* ""DAMN IT"" *leaves*"
"Used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented."
"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."
"Why is Santa always happy? Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)"
"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."
"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."