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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"I like my coffee like i like my women. Ground up and in the fridge."

"Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence."

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"

"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women Unable to reproduce."

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."