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Joke of the Day
"Used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented."
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"Haters gonna hate, alligators gonna alligate"
"Fidelity is overrated. If you look at the history, who has the most fun? Infidels."
"What do you call a nun in a wheel-chair? Virgin Mobile!"
"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"
"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."
"Allergy alert: This tweet may contain peanuts."
"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."
"""Wow! Go show your mommy!"" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds."
"Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow."