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Joke of the Day

"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."

"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."

"Why did the hippie stick his penis in the chick peas? Because he was a hummusexual..."

"Australians don't have sex. They mate."

"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."

"What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in."

"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? Dr. Dre"

"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"