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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"
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"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"
"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"
"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"By putting the punchline in the title How do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost?"
"Inside jokes are bitterly resented by the homeless."
"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts"
"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"
"You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up."