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Joke of the Day
"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"
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"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"
"what do you get when you give chimp bluetooth? Chimp handsfree"
"Haaha What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
"[Michael Cera running a slice of toast under the cold tap to soften up the sharp edges before eating it]"
"What is potential energy's favourite season? Summer, because it comes before fall"
"A Jew Gesundheit"
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."
"How is Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hair..."
"Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags? So the Mexicans can window shop."