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Joke of the Day
"I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers."
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"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."
"As a man of faith, I am upset about the trend of dirty jokes on this subreddit All I'm saying is let's keep it age appropriate for pillow talk here at the rectory."