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Joke of the Day
"When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them."
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"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."
"Im the guy that says ""Is he bothering you?"" when some douche is hitting on you, just so I can hang around and bother you after he goes away."
"Startup idea Dating app for pedophiles, Kinder. [huh?](/s ""Yiddish for 'children'. Also, 'pssss, wanna buy a startup?'"")"
"Your restraining order says ""no"", but the 1/8"" gap between your living room curtains says ""yes""."
"I went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week."
"Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother."
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"
"How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically"
"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."