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Joke of the Day

"As a man of faith, I am upset about the trend of dirty jokes on this subreddit All I'm saying is let's keep it age appropriate for pillow talk here at the rectory."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free"

"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"

"Can't you just feel the excitement in the air?!!? Only one more day left until the start of the 2020 Presidential Election Season!!"

"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""

"Who manufactures Quidditch balls. Wilson. J.K. Rawling"

"I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: ""Uh-oh. Someone leaked my nudes."""

"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"

"Crazy sister put: ""I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly"" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too."