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Joke of the Day

"Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!"

"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"

"I'm also not racist/ I think everyone should own a black person."

"why are blonde jokes so short so brunettes can rember them"

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."

"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."

"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."

"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."