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Joke of the Day
"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"
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"What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey."
"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"
"Siri, make me pancakes. You have a Blackberry, Linda. Go home, Linda, you're drunk."
"Who's the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""
"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"
"You hear about the accident involving the mustang and the t bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere! My grandpa died 12 years ago this week, thought I'd share his favorite joke."
"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted."