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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing."

"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"

"Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown."

"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."

"My attempt at a joke? My mum is going through Labour and my dad says: ""Could Ukip already?"""

"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."

"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."

"When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it."

"""So sir, have you decided whether or not you'd like to buy this mattress?"" ""I'll sleep on it"""

"Where do people with Ebola go when they die? Bloody hell"