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Joke of the Day
"When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it."
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"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."
"If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser."
"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."
"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"
"Hillary Clinton walks into a bar. Bartender: What'll it be, Secretary Clinton? Hillary: Let me see what polls best among my focus groups."
"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."
"Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep"
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"