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Joke of the Day
"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."
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"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"
"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""
"My phone changed 'loud' to 'logs' so I ""laughed out logs"" at a friend's joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?"
"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"
"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"
"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."
"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."
"i dont care what anyone says, i dont have a follow up statement i just dont care what anyone says."