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Joke of the Day
"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"
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"If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees"
"I wonder if Sallys parents were like ""Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."""
"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"
"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."
"Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"
"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"
"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"
"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"
"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"