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Joke of the Day

"What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR"

"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode"

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."

"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"

"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"

"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."

"Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers."

"What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!"

"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"