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Joke of the Day
"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."
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"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"
"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"I hate having closure, it's really"
"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."
"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."
"I think the world of you! (Polluted, poor, generally prone to disaster.)"
"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."
"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""
"A friend asked me ""As a young boy, was your mother very strict?"" I said ""Let's get one thing straight, my mother was *never* a young boy."""