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Joke of the Day
"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."
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"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"
"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."
"Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod."
"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"
"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"
"[Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back ""what's up"""
"What's brown and sticky. A stick."
"My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!"