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Joke of the Day

"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bartender said: ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" And the penguin responded: ""Why do you have a drink named Bill?"""

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side."

"Gay roulette... ...when you have a glory hole and there's a 20% chance you're getting a dude."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"

"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"

"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"

"I'm having a 'Two Girls One Cup' kinda day and I'm the cup."