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Joke of the Day

"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."

"What do you call a racist police officer? A Police Officer"

"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."

"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"

"She told me she wanted to Netflix and chill. But when I got there she had Redbox."

"What do you call someone who sells sex in exchange for spaghetti? A pastatute."

"How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down. (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)"

"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."

"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."