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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."
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"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."
"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."
"I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location ""Someone shoot me in the face"" listed."
"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."
"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"