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Joke of the Day
"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"
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"What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!"
"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"
"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"
"Me: *being hauled on a stretcher into an ambulance* Shotgun! EMT: dude your gonna die if you si- Driver: dammit Dave, he called shotgun"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"
"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Two cannibals are eating a dead clown one cannibal turns to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"At jury duty they said, ""You do not have to be fluent in English."" So what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent."
"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"