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Joke of the Day

"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"

"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."

"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"

"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"

"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"

"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"

"Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back."

"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"

"I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he's kind of freaking me out guys."