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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
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"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."
"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"
"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."
"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."
"You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building? Te-quil-a"
"What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent."
"CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter?"