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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."

"How do you...? How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give it aids."

"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."

"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."

"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."

"Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"

"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"

"What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror? M'self"