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Joke of the Day

"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"

"If you're a guy who owns pantyhose, you're either a thief or sexually questionable. Either way, I don't trust you behind my back."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."

"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"

"A 22 year old girl said to me ""there's NO WAY you are 41"" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now."

"Waitress: need anything else? Me: yes, a cup of black coffee. W: and how would u like your coffee? M: uhhh..black and in a cup?"

"A dad walks into his son's room while his son is masturbating. ""Son, don't do that, you'll go blind."" ""Hey dad, I'm over here""."

"Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook."

"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."

"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."