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Joke of the Day

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin."

"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."

"What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing you just run away!"

"Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly."

"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."

"An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road. The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies."

"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"

"""Every cloud has a silver lining."" - Terribly inaccurate meteorologist"

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"