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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side."

"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sleep with her feet out from under the covers because of the monsters under the bed."

"Two lawyers are sitting in a bar... ... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, ""Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?"" and the other lawyer replies, ""Outta what?"""

"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"

"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."

"[me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason."

"Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender"