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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
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"Damn girl I like the way you constantly change your profile pic to the one good picture of you from 2008."
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"
"If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me."
"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."
"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"
"[Mary Magdalene, in bed with someone else after Jesus dies] Him: You said his name again."