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Joke of the Day
"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"
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"I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?"
"Over the weekend, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said ""Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."""
"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed."""
"I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew. The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots."
"Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory."
"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"
"Racist jokes... Go!"
"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."