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Joke of the Day
"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"
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"If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s."
"Once upon a time the hardest decision we had to make was to choose our favorite color in a crayon box..."
"What do you throw a drowning guitarist? His amp."
"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Did you know you can use voice-to-text on Twitter so this tweet came from my mouth and also stop staring at me people on this bus."
"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"
"I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit. He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow."
"What do you call a small bull? A MINI-TAUR!"