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Joke of the Day

"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""

"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."

"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"

"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."

"Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her Bill becomes President!"

"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."

"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"