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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."
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"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."
"I'm gonna insert ""comedian"" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back."
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""
"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."
"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""
"The real heroes are the people who don't call back when you accidentally call them and only let it ring once."
"Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm."