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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."

"i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation"

"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"New idea for Mythbusters: Find an honest politician."

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."

"Two blondes are drawing money from an ATM. One of them says to the other... I love the sound of money being printed."

"Does anybody want this last piece of rain forest?"

"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"