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Joke of the Day
"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"
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"Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh? She didn't like to massage a knee."
"I had a 12 inch Italian last night Then I went to Subway"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.. ""Let me tell you a joke. A mathematician walks into a bar and says.."""
"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."
"Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles."
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. One to change it and his girlfriend to give him a blowjob when he's done."
"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."
"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"