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Joke of the Day
"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."
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"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."
"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"
"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""
"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"
"Every toddler is basically a 1/8th scale model of a person on bath salts."
"My psychic friend is really excited about this new year. You could say he's really looking forward to it."
"It seems the amount of coffee you drink... increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally."
"How do you know Sia is Scottish? Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out"
"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"