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Joke of the Day

"Every toddler is basically a 1/8th scale model of a person on bath salts."

"Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up women? Because if she can't afford a washer and dryer, she will never be able to support your broke ass..."

"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."

"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"

"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong"

"Q: Where did the Martian put his teacup? A: On his flying saucer."

"Dirty Jokes. What do you tell a woman with no arms, and No legs? ---Nice Tits DarKS1deZ"

"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."

"Hey, do you like wind? No. I'm not a fan."