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Joke of the Day

"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch If you said Synonym Life, please leave."

"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"

"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"

"What does the sun skate on? Solarblades"

"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"

"During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme."

"I think my neighbour's been stalking me, she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night"

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."

"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"